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- Futhi lapha sinezingcaphuno ezihlekisayo zikaKhisimusi wena nomndeni wakho eningawujabulela:
- Jabulela Ukhisimusi!
UKhisimusi yiholide eligujwa kakhulu ngonyaka elenzeka ngoDisemba 25. Okushiwo ngoKhisimusi ukwamukela ukuzalwa kukaKristu, okungaziwa ukuthi lusuku luni ngqo.
Wonke umuntu uzizwa enenhlanhla yokuba nomndeni wakhe ngesikhathi sikaKhisimusi, futhi kugujwa emakhaya nasemasontweni emhlabeni wonke.
Imikhosi ezungeze uKhisimusi
Imikhosi ibandakanya ukuhlobisa indlu yonke, ukuchitha isikhathi nomndeni, nokuthengela abangane bakho nezihlobo.
Kulesi senzakalo, wonke amalungu omndeni achitha isikhathi ndawonye njengoba ebhaka amakhukhi, enza i-fudge, futhi alungisa isidlo esikhulu sikaKhisimusi, nazo zonke iziqu.
Abantu empeleni balangazelele ukuxokozela nokuxokozela kwaleli holidi. Izingane ziyathanda ukubonana ngoKhisimusi. Bachitha isikhathi sabo bedlala imidlalo futhi babelana ngezipho ezintsha uSanta Claus alethela ngamunye wabo.
Asikho isikhathi esingadlula ngaphandle kokuhleka.
Futhi lapha sinezingcaphuno ezihlekisayo zikaKhisimusi wena nomndeni wakho eningawujabulela:
1. Kungani umsizi omncane kaSanta ayezizwa engajabule?
Impendulo: Ngoba wayezenyeza kakhulu.
2. Kungani uKhisimusi, izidumbu zomama ziyikholomu eliyintandokazi?
Izimpendulo: Kukuzo zonke izinto zokugoqa.
3. Yini oyibiza nge-elf egqoke ama-muffs endlebe?
Ans: Noma yini oyifunayo ngoba akakuzwa. (haha)
4. Buyini ubuzwe bukaSanta?
Izimpendulo: IPolish yaseNyakatho.
5. Yiluphi uhlobo lomculo oluthandwa yi-elf?
Impendulo: Songa.
6. Babizwa ngani abasizi abancane bakaSanta?
Izimpendulo: Izigatshana ezingaphansi.
7. USanta uyigcina kuphi imali yakhe?
Ans: Ebhange lasendaweni leqhwa.
8. Yini eyeyabo bonke abazaliintandokazi kaKhisimusi uCarol?
Impendulo: Ubusuku obuthule.
9. Kwenzekani kuma-elves lapho egangile?
Ans: USanta ubanikeza isaka.
10. Kungani amathambo engazange aye ephathini kaKhisimusi?
Ans: Ubengenasidumbu angahamba naso.
11. Yini ongayibiza nge-elf ehahayo?
Impendulo: Elfish.
12. Yini abanayo abantu beqhwa abanayo ngebhulakufesi?
I-Ans: Ama-Ice Crispies noma ama-Flakes aqhephukile.
13. Libizwa kanjani ixoxo elenga ophahleni?
Impendulo: Iphutha.
14. Abesifazane ababili bebexoxa, omunye wabo uthi, “Ngihambise umyeni wami emakethe kaKhisimusi izolo.”
“Futhi, ngabe kukhona umuntu obefuna ukumthenga?” Kubuza omunye. (LOL)
15. Kungani uSanta abeke iwashi kucelemba lakhe?
Ans: Wayefuna ukubona isikhathi sihamba!
16. Ngubani ongadli esidlweni sikaKhisimusi?
I-Ans: I-turkey - ifakiwe.
17. Abantu beqhwa ngokuvamile bagqokeni emakhanda abo?
Izimpendulo: Ama-Icecaps.
18. Ubizwa kanjani umuntu omdala weqhwa?
Impendulo: Amanzi.
19. Wazi kanjani ukuthi uSanta uyakwazi ukudlala ikarati?
Ans: Unebhande elimnyama.
20. Uthola ini uma uthukuthelisa umuntu weqhwa nevampire?
Impendulo: Frostbite.
21. Yini enye turkey wabuza omunye?
Impendulo: “Uyakholelwa ekuphileni ngemva kukaKhisimusi?”
22. Kungani isihlahla sikaKhisimusi sidinga ukuya kumgundi?
Impendulo: Kwakudingeka ukuthi igawulwe.
23. Utholani uSanta uma ebhajiswa kushimula?
Impendulo: Claustrophobia!
24. Kungani iTurkey kwadingeka ijoyine iqembu?
Impendulo: Ngoba yayinezigubhu!
25. Bahamba kanjani abantu beqhwa?
Ans: Bagibela iqhwa!
26. Kungani uKhisimusi afana nosuku olusemsebenzini?
I-Ans: Wenza wonke umsebenzi, futhi umfana okhuluphele ogqoke isudi uthola lonke udumo.
27. “USanta Claus unenhlanhla njengoba evakashela abantu kanye kuphela ngonyaka.” - UVictor Borge
28. “Angiziphungulanga izibani zami zikaKhisimusi. Abukeka emuhle ethangeni. ”- UWinston Spear
29. “Kuphoqelekile ukuthi kwenziwe itiye ngoKhisimusi, kodwa izihlobo ziyazikhethela!” - URobert Godden
30. “Ngiyawuthanda uKhisimusi ngoba ngithola izipho eziningi ezinhle engingakwazi ukulinda ukuthi ngiphisane ngazo.” - UHenny Youngman
31. Amabhange amaningi anohlobo olusha lweqembu likaKhisimusi elisebenzayo. Iklabhu entsha ikusiza ukuthi wonge imali ukuze ukhokhele izipho zanyakenye
32. Ngishiyele uSanta amakhukhi angenalo i-gluten nobisi lwe-soy ephilayo, ngakho-ke wafaka ipaneli yelanga esitokisini sami.
33. Ngilungele uKhisimusi ngokwengqondo kepha hhayi ngokwezimali (hhawu!)
34. UKhisimusi yisikhathi semilingo kunazo zonke onyakeni ... ngivele ngabuka yonke imali yami inyamalala ngomlingo.
35. Ukuthenga ngoKhisimusi akukaze kube umsebenzi olula noma omnandi kimi.
36. Noma ngubani okholelwa ukuthi amadoda ayalingana nabesifazane akakaze abone indoda izama ukusonga isipho ngoKhisimusi.
Ngiyethemba lawa mahlaya azokugcina uhleka ngamaholide.